Sunday, August 31, 2008

Time to get random...

Kim Kardashian bugs me. She's sort of hot, but she's the symbol for this age of ridiculous pop culture and TV reality shows. What's her definable skill? She has none. Her only worthy characteristic is that she has some pleasant curves, if you go for the shorter, thick type, which I don't. And how much longer can she stay looking relatively good? It's in correlation to her TV life expectancy. How much longer can she stay on TV, like, two more years, tops? As many channels and weird shows as there are, you figure she can't keep up this Life with Kardashian (or whatever the hell it's called) for much longer. I say two years, max. Once she's off TV, nobody will care much for her, since she doesn't offer anything positive to society. If people don't care, she's not in the limelight. If she's not in the limelight and isn't on TV, how motivated can she be to stay in shape? Reggie Bush, look out man...

There aren't many Major Leaguers I'd pay to watch play only defense, but Torii Hunter is one of them...

Southern Cal's C.J. Gable looked like the reincarnation of Reggie Bush on his 33-yard touchdown scamper on Saturday. Flowing white towel hanging from his pants and everything...

UCLA football is screwed. They're already down to their third-string quarterback and Southern Cal looks like a monster...

I have some fantasy football advice for anyone in drafts this week: Pick Peyton Manning, Tom Brady and/or Tony Romo. Having the stability at quarterback is invaluable. Think of it as one less position to worry about every week. I've drafted Peyton two times and those were the only two leagues in which I've reached the championship game. And don't be afraid to draft Brady in the first round and Romo coming back in the second. You can always trade one of them for an elite running back or wide receiver...